Funny CVs

Before submitting your CV for any of our vacancies, try to write it better than these guys;

Personal interests; donating blood, 14 pints so far
Received a plague for employee of the month
I can type without looking at thekeyboard
The company made me a scapegoat, just like my last 3 employers
Please don’t see my 14 jobs as job hopping, i have never quit a job
Was met with a string of broken promises and lies, and cockroaches
I was proud to win a typting award
I have skills that will take your breath away

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