Some Funny CVs!

 

These are taken from some actual resumes, amazingly some people thought they could get jobs with these!

Personal interests; donating blood, 14 pints so far
Received a plague for employee of the month
I can type without looking at thekeyboard
The company made me a scapegoat, just like my last 3 employers
Please don’t see my 14 jobs as job hopping, i have never quit a job
Was met with a string of broken promises and lies, and cockroaches
I was proud to win a typting award
I have skills that will take your breath away